Exactly right, the generations that Witlesses speak to keep keeling over.Pity they are not humble enough to apologise to the present and past generations for getting it wrong all of the time.
edmond dantes
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Noah, Jerusalem, and Divine Judgment. How would you answer this?
by neverendingjourney injesus compared the last days with the days of noah 1 .
the wtbts says that noah preached for 40 years 2 before the flood came so that he could give his contemporaries a chance to repent and be saved.
when jehovahs time came, he closed the doors of the ark and brought a global deluge that killed everyone but noah and his family.
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Would YOU Like To Continue Having The Watchtower Summary???
by minimus inas you know, blondie took a hiatus due to illness and she is still not at 100%.
watchtower scans are needed now since they are not easily available.. would anyone be interested in helping here?.
is the watchtower summary, as blondie has developed it, still of interest here??
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edmond dantes
I think it is important to keep it going because it debunks all the twisted nonsence that pours out of the Waktower and it must help a lot of people who are new to the Witless scam.I get the mags given to me now and again and I can see where a coach and horses can be driven through some their ridiculous statements.
I recently read in one of this years mags can't remember which one and have thrown it away. I think it was a recent one which struck me as very odd .In it was mentioned that the conduct of the Witnesses in the concentration camp even impressed the SS .I had to ask myself why should they brag about impressing the SS?, The Witnesses were model prisoners and an example of fortitude to other inmates and they endured an unthinkable nightmare but to say they impressed the SS is not the the right expression.This is just my opinion but what high standards of judgement did the SS have in the first place.
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Confirmed! Watchtower Feb 15 08 brings the "generation" change
by observador infriends,.
i just confirmed the "generation" change from another forum in portuguese.
the following is the text in portuguese:.
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edmond dantes
Meanwhile at the New World Society annual disco and dinner the record by Chubby Checker can now be heard playing while the Governing Body take to the floor and really go or for it; " Come on everybody now clap your hands your'e looking good, I'm going to sing my song and you won't take long we gotta do the twist and it goes like this."
Let's twist again like we did last summer let's twist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'
Yea lets twist again, twistin' time is here.
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Post YOUR future Watchtower Qoutes 2050 and beyond!
by Witness 007 inwatchtower 2055 feb 1st "theodore jarcz the last member of the anionted died today when his robotic heart and kidneys gave out, he was 130 years old.".
watchtower 2060 feb 1st "the faithful great crowd class has through careful study found that "this generation" refers not to the annionted but to the "pepsi generation" who will not die out before armegedon.".
watchtower 2090 feb 1st "this generation refers to the robotic generation of 2040 which will not power down till the great tribulation arrives.".
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watchtower may2050.
Do you resemble the Nellie the Elephant class ?and how to recognise when you belong to it.
Did Noah really have trouble with Nellie the Elephant ? When Noah opened the Ark door did Nellie really trundle off to the circus and did she stumble the other animals with her trumperty trump for forty nights? When she packed her bags what did she leave behind in the Ark which took Noah another forty days and nights to shift?
Watchtower July2050 .Why you need to order extra crackers and wine at the next memorial ? Do you wonder why the number of partakers have shot through the roof and were always afraid to ask?
Watchtower August 2050. Do you EVER ASK WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO the Generation that saw 1914 and will millions now living never believe a word we say?
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Post YOUR future Watchtower Qoutes 2050 and beyond!
by Witness 007 inwatchtower 2055 feb 1st "theodore jarcz the last member of the anionted died today when his robotic heart and kidneys gave out, he was 130 years old.".
watchtower 2060 feb 1st "the faithful great crowd class has through careful study found that "this generation" refers not to the annionted but to the "pepsi generation" who will not die out before armegedon.".
watchtower 2090 feb 1st "this generation refers to the robotic generation of 2040 which will not power down till the great tribulation arrives.".
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edmond dantes
Watchtower feb 31st 2050 (we now know that february has 31 days due to the fact that we now know Eve was born before Adam and by calculating how long it took Air Sea Rescue to reach Noah after he beached the Ark.
Watchtower March 2050 LIMITED EDITION .
The new publication to replace the Awake which will be called New Light .As a special thank you to Jehovah who has bestowed many years of blessings on us by keeping us here in Bethel, warm, well fed and not having to worry too much about looking for gainfull employment we are pleased to announce that it will be printed in a special in house mix of glow in the dark paint which will benefit many of our brothers and sisters who are still in the dark.
Watchtower April 2050 Hoypoyloy edition.Because it took Noah longer than expected to weigh the anchor after dropping it on his foot, the figure of forty days and forty nights is slightly off the mark when we come to calculate how long we have been living in these the very, very, very to the power of ten last days.
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Comments You Won't Hear at the 11-25-07 WT Study (w07 10/1, pp.26-30)
by minimus indeliverance from the traps of the birdcatcher.
"[jehovah] himself will deliver you from the trap of the birdcatcher.
the trap of personal differences.
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edmond dantes
I am convinced that the Devil cannot possibly be a real entity and to truly understand the concept of the devil one has to think of him / it in a figuritive sense any other explanation is nonsense.
If as the Jdubs would have you believe the Devil is a spirit being with super human intelligence and can deceive humans how is that mankind is held responsible for the machinations of a superior force ,where is the justice in that? Another point to consider in the barmy Witless world is the fact that if the Devil has super duper intelligence how come he isn't wise enough to recognise who holds all the power.
Ever since early man began to ask why?, the Devil theory has come in handy for those who can't come up with a sensible alternative answer and it's time all sane people began to look for alternatives. The real truth is out there the Jdubs just haven't got the hang of it as yet.
Sure we are deceived , by our own ignorance we make mistakes and lessons are continually learned from our own and from other peoples mistakes.
Just keep loving one another and say hello to my bird catcher
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Black Friday and JW's
by kwr inis a jw allowed to shop on black friday as long as it isn't a christmas gift?
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edmond dantes
Hi B Deserter,
Thanks for the info, I kept hearing that expression on Fox News and it drove me mad. I can now rest in peace.
I try to learn something new everyday.
Thanks,
Edmond.
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Caught quite a doozy at the meeting Thursday night...
by B_Deserter inok, get this.... .
according to the man that gave this talk, we don't need to worry about whether it was possible for the jonah story to be true (surviving in the stomach of a sea-going animal for three days without dying), it was true because god said it, and that's what proves it to be true.
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edmond dantes
I think he must have had a whale of a time!
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Active JWsThe United Nations is a Superior Authority
by AuldSoul inwatchtower november 15, 1962 ("subjection to 'superior authorities'why?
") p. 688 pars.
32 under startling symbols the last book of the bible has foretold the national groups or associations that are to exist during this time of the end from 1914 onward; for example, the devils visible earthly organization, also the british-american dual world power, and the league of nations and the united nations.(rev.
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edmond dantes
This question about the higher authorities takes me back to the early sixties when they changed their beliefs on who exactly were the higher powers.I had argued for a awhile prior to the change that the higher powers refered to the worldly authorities but was told to follow the party line and shut up.Then soon after they of course alltered that fundamental believe on the pretext of that ever so handy "new light".
That along with many other issues started the removal of scales from my eyes.I also remember reading an article in the Awake which someone I had given to me sometime in the eighties which gave favourable comments about the UN. and I remember thinking this is something else they have changed .But not being a Witless then I didn't know what was going on so I just assumed the new light switch was being activated.
I have one message right now for the Brooklyn Watchtower Bible twisters, you can run with the lie but you can't hide it .
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Black Friday and JW's
by kwr inis a jw allowed to shop on black friday as long as it isn't a christmas gift?
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edmond dantes
Hi,
Excuse my ignorance but why is it called Black Friday ; Maybe it's the opposite of Good Friday or something to do with White Christmas?